So the ill effects of a painful rattlesnake bite weren’t all that Randy the perfekt husband had to endure during his recent stay in the hospital ICU.  

They had him hooked up to all kinds of monitors. See, Randy’s a really hairy manly man. And that EKG machine required A LOT of leads (those are the monitor wires they attach to your chest). Well, in order to keep those attached, they are applied with lots and lots and LOTS of VERY STICKY STUFF!

Putting them ON wasn’t so bad. But the day when they took them OFF. Holy moly! Remember that scene in “40 Year-Old Virgin” when Steve Carell was getting his chest waxed? Oh yeah. It was THAT BAD.  

Poor Randy! There was so much hair flying it was like a gang of cats fighting in an alley. And the RIPPING SOUND! And the shrieking like a girl stoicism in the face of sheer agony! HORRIFYING!

Well, he didn’t come away with a MAN-O-LANTERN. But Julia thinks it looks kind of like A PRETTY (HAIRY) FLOWER. What do you think?  [singlepic id="137" w="320" h="240" mode="" float="right" ]

Thanks for being a good sport Randy!