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		<title>TOP TEN WORST THINGS ABOUT GETTING LASIK</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/08/16/top-ten-worst-things-about-getting-lasik/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 18:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Let me begin by apologizing for my sporadic posting on MAMMAKAZE of late. As a freelance blogger who gets paid the grand total of nil, I am at the mercy of other pressing issues that also don&#8217;t pay but make Randy the perfekt husband very happy when I deal with them. For example, the leaking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Missing Out On Life &#8211; One Photo at a Time</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/07/27/missing-out-on-life-one-photo-at-a-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Ever heard the saying &#8220;looking at life through rose-colored glasses&#8221;? Then you know it refers to someone who looks at life with a rosy optimism. I wish I was guilty of that. I&#8217;ve always envied people who manage to be endlessly upbeat and full of optimism and hope. You know them, they&#8217;re the ones [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Toyota Sienna Rap About Their &#8220;Swagger Wagon&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/06/24/toyota-sienna-rap-about-their-swagger-wagon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/06/24/toyota-sienna-rap-about-their-swagger-wagon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s face it. Something happens when we become parents. No, not a greater sense of responsibility&#8230; we lose our COOL. Not temper-wise, although that happens too, especially during those &#8220;terrible twos&#8221; years. I mean cool as in hip, fly, da bomb (I think that&#8217;s what I mean anyway. I&#8217;m not so good with those slang [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brace Yourself: The Grossness That Is Orthodontia</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/06/18/brace-yourself-the-grossness-that-is-orthodontia/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/06/18/brace-yourself-the-grossness-that-is-orthodontia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 18:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  I&#8217;ve seen a lot of disgusting stuff in my 8 years as a mommy. I have seen pea-chunked puke and curdled milk  drool. I&#8217;ve seen poop that defied gravity and actually made it&#8217;s way UP and OUT of the diaper of an upright toddler. I&#8217;ve seen vomit SHOOT out of a mouth and HIT a curtain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mommy Confessions: Bad Moms In The Kitchen</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/06/01/mommy-confessions-bad-moms-in-the-kitchen/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/06/01/mommy-confessions-bad-moms-in-the-kitchen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 18:17:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad Mommies in Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Welcome to Mommy Confessions, where I confess my mommy sins for all to read in the hopes that it will make other mommies feel less guilty and/or lame about their failings in the area of mommyhood. My Confession for Today: I suck as a cook.   Okay, I have always sucked. That is no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Nail Salon Experience As Told By Anjelah Johnson</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/05/10/the-nail-salon-experience-as-told-by-anjelah-johnson/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/05/10/the-nail-salon-experience-as-told-by-anjelah-johnson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 17:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I am  scrambling to get back on the blogging wagon after a lovely Mother&#8217;s Day weekend that included a trip to La Quinta Resort and Spa  in Palm Springs (thanks Randy and Julia) I thought I&#8217;d post an oldie but goodie video. This video has been around for a while. But every once in a while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Better Marriage Blanket</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/05/02/the-better-marriage-blanket/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/05/02/the-better-marriage-blanket/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 15:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad Daddies in Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here at MAMMAKAZE we&#8217;re all about helping marriages (in addition to getting you over all that mommy guilt you&#8217;re carrying and providing yummy recipes for cocktails). So check out the following ad for a marriage saving blanket. I&#8217;m not sure who invented it. I suspect those guys who created that amazing Snuggie, or the Chia [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Forget Rust, It&#8217;s Gravity That Never Sleeps!</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/04/23/forget-rust-its-gravity-that-never-sleeps/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/04/23/forget-rust-its-gravity-that-never-sleeps/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 13:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Gravity is an insidious thing. Oh I know it keeps us tethered to the planet and that without it we&#8217;d float away and our bones would break in a pillow fight. Still, this gravity thing has a serious down side. And I mean that literally. I first started suspecting the dirty dealings of gravity [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Men Are Happier Than Women</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/04/22/why-men-are-happier-than-women/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/04/22/why-men-are-happier-than-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 17:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Before my guy readers out there complain about this list, please note that it was sent in by a guy reader. As a woman, I thought it was kind of amusing in the way that things that have more than a kernel of truth tend to be. The author is anonymous but I guess [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Moms In Life: Downloading Explicit Songs On My Kid&#8217;s iPod</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/04/15/where-do-i-draw-the-line-at-my-mom-bligations/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/04/15/where-do-i-draw-the-line-at-my-mom-bligations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 05:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad Mommies in Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[  To quote Chris Isaak if he had a uterus and had given birth, Mommy did a bad, bad thing. I downloaded a song marked EXPLICIT onto my daughter&#8217;s iPod. I know. You perfekt mommies are yelling for blood! For me to be drawn and quartered. But know that I did not make this decision [...]]]></description>
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