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		<title>John&#8217;s Thanksgiving Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay. I know I haven&#8217;t posted in a while. Weeks in fact. I plan on getting back to the keyboard soon. But in the meantime, I couldn&#8217;t let a Thanksgiving go by with offering up the greatest Thanksgiving gift of all. The thing for which I am most, well close to most, thankful. My brother John&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shimmy Shimmy Co-Co Bop</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2011/07/28/shimmy-shimmy-co-co-bop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 15:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; We recently bought a new family car. American if you must know. The first time in, well, ever. We&#8217;ve always been Honda and Toyota folk. I also had a VW Bug in college. Red. Cherry. Nice.  But Randy the perfekt husband felt very strongly that we should &#8220;Buy American&#8221;. You know, what with everything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Getting Real In The Whole Foods Parking Lot</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2011/06/16/getting-real-in-the-whole-foods-parking-lot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 14:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Our lives have changed a lot since we discovered Julia has a sensitivity to gluten and refined sugars. Most notably are the multiple weekly trips we take to Whole Foods. It&#8217;s one of the only places we can get the food she can eat. I&#8217;d never been there much. I was always a Trader [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tom Hanks Spoofs &#8220;Toddlers and Tiaras&#8221; on the Jimmy Kimmel Show</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2011/03/04/tom-hanks-spoofs-toddlers-and-tiaras-on-the-jimmy-kimmel-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 23:05:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of all people, Randy the perfekt husband shared the link to this video with me. He knows how I feel about that show TODDLERS AND TIARAS which showcases the world of child pageants where these moms dress their preschool daughters up like tarty dolls and parade them on stage in front of people in desperate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Do The Most Annoying Things</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2011/02/04/kids-do-the-most-annoying-things/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 19:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  What is it with kids and their infinite ability to annoy their parents? Why do they do it? Is it learned behavior? Are they hard-wired? Is it part of nature&#8217;s evolutionary drive to prepare parents for the eventual empty nest? You know, so that we feel relief rather than grief when they finally leave [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hurry and Clean!&#8230;The Cleaning Lady is Coming!</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2011/01/07/hurry-and-clean-the-cleaning-lady-is-coming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 23:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[COMMONLY HEARD MOMVERSATION:   MOM #1: Want to go for a cup of coffee after drop-off? MOM #2: Can&#8217;t. Got to get home and clean. My cleaning lady is coming today.   Bizarre but true. Most women I know who have someone come and clean their home feel compelled to actually CLEAN before the cleaning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Of Elves and Advent Calendars: A Re-run</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/12/28/of-elves-and-advent-calendars-a-re-run/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 05:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  NOTE: BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND (AND ALSO BECAUSE I&#8217;VE BEEN TOO DANG BUSY TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL &#8211; HERE IS A POST I WROTE LAST CHRISTMAS. IF YOU&#8217;VE NEVER READ IT BEFORE, ENJOY. IF YOU HAVE, ENJOY AGAIN. OR NOT. HAPPY HOLIDAYS MY MAMMAKAZES! Okay. Last year we bought this advent calendar in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Twenty Superficial Things A Mom is Thankful For at Thanksgiving</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/11/21/top-twenty-superficial-things-a-mom-is-thankful-for-at-thanksgiving/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2010 16:52:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Okay, let&#8217;s dispense with the reality up front. Yes, of course I am most thankful for my family, our good health, the fortunate life we lead, yadda yadda yadda. That goes without saying, well except that I felt I had to say it. You know, to make sure you all know that I&#8217;m not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alice Cooper on Sesame Street</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/10/07/alice-cooper-on-sesame-street/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/10/07/alice-cooper-on-sesame-street/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 00:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  I have been sooooo bad about posting lately. Was a time I&#8217;d compulsively post everyday, whether I had anything relevant to say or not &#8211; which of course I ALWAYS did. But it&#8217;s hard now what with a PAYING WRITING JOB that I am obligated to complete on a timely basis. Oh, and did [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TOP TEN WORST THINGS ABOUT GETTING LASIK</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/08/16/top-ten-worst-things-about-getting-lasik/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/08/16/top-ten-worst-things-about-getting-lasik/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 18:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Let me begin by apologizing for my sporadic posting on MAMMAKAZE of late. As a freelance blogger who gets paid the grand total of nil, I am at the mercy of other pressing issues that also don&#8217;t pay but make Randy the perfekt husband very happy when I deal with them. For example, the leaking [...]]]></description>
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