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	<description>Killing ourselves by trying to do it all</description>
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		<title>Are We Too Obsessed With What Teachers Our Kids Get?</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/08/25/are-we-too-obsessed-with-what-teachers-our-kids-get/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  When I was a kid  my parents were NEVER concerned about who we kids would get for a teacher each year. In fact, I&#8217;m pretty sure they never even thought about it. There was no discussion, no debate, nothing that indicated they even had clue one as to who was even teaching at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TOP TEN WORST THINGS ABOUT GETTING LASIK</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/08/16/top-ten-worst-things-about-getting-lasik/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 18:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Let me begin by apologizing for my sporadic posting on MAMMAKAZE of late. As a freelance blogger who gets paid the grand total of nil, I am at the mercy of other pressing issues that also don&#8217;t pay but make Randy the perfekt husband very happy when I deal with them. For example, the leaking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Missing Out On Life &#8211; One Photo at a Time</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/07/27/missing-out-on-life-one-photo-at-a-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/07/27/missing-out-on-life-one-photo-at-a-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Ever heard the saying &#8220;looking at life through rose-colored glasses&#8221;? Then you know it refers to someone who looks at life with a rosy optimism. I wish I was guilty of that. I&#8217;ve always envied people who manage to be endlessly upbeat and full of optimism and hope. You know them, they&#8217;re the ones [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pasty Faced Vampires, Emo Chicks and Bare-Chested Werewolves Are Ruining Marriages</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/07/06/pasty-faced-vampires-emo-chicks-and-bare-chested-werewolves-are-ruining-marriages/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 17:43:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  You know, it&#8217;s not enough that plenty of perfectly good marriages are being ruined by lack of sleep, the demands of parenthood and juggling jobs and family life &#8211; but now vampires , emo chicks and werewolves are at it too?! Yeah, it&#8217;s true. Know how I know? I read it in an article [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brace Yourself: The Grossness That Is Orthodontia</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/06/18/brace-yourself-the-grossness-that-is-orthodontia/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/06/18/brace-yourself-the-grossness-that-is-orthodontia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 18:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  I&#8217;ve seen a lot of disgusting stuff in my 8 years as a mommy. I have seen pea-chunked puke and curdled milk  drool. I&#8217;ve seen poop that defied gravity and actually made it&#8217;s way UP and OUT of the diaper of an upright toddler. I&#8217;ve seen vomit SHOOT out of a mouth and HIT a curtain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Toddlers, Tiaras, Tantrums and Terrible Parenting</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/06/09/toddlers-tiaras-tantrums-and-terrible-parenting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 07:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  I try not to judge other parents. The key word is &#8220;try&#8221;. Because sometimes, I&#8217;ll admit it, I do. Case in point, this show on TLC called TODDLERS AND TIARAS. It&#8217;s all about the world of little girl beauty pageants. Yep, that whole JonBenet Ramsey creepiness still lives and it has it&#8217;s own TV [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Mombligations Get out of Control</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/05/25/when-mombligations-get-out-of-control/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/05/25/when-mombligations-get-out-of-control/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 22:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Be warned. I&#8217;m in a complaining  mode. Specifically about how much of my life is consumed by my child and her activities. Oh don&#8217;t act like you&#8217;ve never been there. If you don&#8217;t occasionally feel totally overwhelmed, irritated and maybe a teeny bit  resentful by how much of yourself you have given up for the sake of your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Mamma, That Mammogram Hurt!</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/04/30/oh-mamma-that-mammogram-hurt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/04/30/oh-mamma-that-mammogram-hurt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 20:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Do-Gooding]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[  I have lumpy breasts. Always have. Well, since they made their appearance anyway. Granted when I was 13 and they were mere nubbins &#8211; barely capable of getting a sideways glance from hormonal boys &#8211; I didn&#8217;t know it. Then they could be described more as a single lump in your oatmeal. If your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>7-Eleven: A Mom&#8217;s Worst Nightmare (Well, One of Them)</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/04/27/7-eleven-a-moms-worst-nightmare-well-one-of-them/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/04/27/7-eleven-a-moms-worst-nightmare-well-one-of-them/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 19:20:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  You know how there are laws in place that require sex offenders and liquor stores to be situated far away from schools? That law ought to apply to 7-Elevens. We have a 7-Eleven right down the hill from our local high school. And I go there on occasion as it is my closest source of gas [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Forget Rust, It&#8217;s Gravity That Never Sleeps!</title>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/04/23/forget-rust-its-gravity-that-never-sleeps/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/04/23/forget-rust-its-gravity-that-never-sleeps/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 13:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Gravity is an insidious thing. Oh I know it keeps us tethered to the planet and that without it we&#8217;d float away and our bones would break in a pillow fight. Still, this gravity thing has a serious down side. And I mean that literally. I first started suspecting the dirty dealings of gravity [...]]]></description>
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