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		<title>John&#8217;s Thanksgiving Song</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay. I know I haven&#8217;t posted in a while. Weeks in fact. I plan on getting back to the keyboard soon. But in the meantime, I couldn&#8217;t let a Thanksgiving go by with offering up the greatest Thanksgiving gift of all. The thing for which I am most, well close to most, thankful. My brother John&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blunder Then Blender: flipflop Wines &#8211; Flippin&#8217; Good!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Okay. While there may have been some parental blundering, there is no blendering involved in this week&#8217;s guilt-assuaging libation. Because this week I am here to tell you about FLIPFLOP WINES. MAMMAKAZE was asked recently to sample a trio of their wines: a pinot grigio, a pinot noir and a riesling. We&#8217;re experts after all. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2011/09/23/blunder-then-blender-flipflop-wines-flippin-good/</link>
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		<title>Shimmy Shimmy Co-Co Bop</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; We recently bought a new family car. American if you must know. The first time in, well, ever. We&#8217;ve always been Honda and Toyota folk. I also had a VW Bug in college. Red. Cherry. Nice.  But Randy the perfekt husband felt very strongly that we should &#8220;Buy American&#8221;. You know, what with everything [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2011/07/28/shimmy-shimmy-co-co-bop/</link>
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		<title>When Suburban Moms Hobnob with Celebrity Stylists &#8211; Nick Arrojo and Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I feel guilty. Yeah, I know it&#8217;s nothing new. After all, my whole website is based on guilt. Working mom guilt. Tired mom guilt. Cranky mom guilt. As mommies, we are world-class guilt feelers. And at the moment I&#8217;m steeped in it. Why? No, I didn&#8217;t get tied up in traffic and miss my kid&#8217;s piano [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2011/06/29/when-suburban-moms-hobnob-with-celebrity-stylists-nick-arrojo-and-me/</link>
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		<title>Getting Real In The Whole Foods Parking Lot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Our lives have changed a lot since we discovered Julia has a sensitivity to gluten and refined sugars. Most notably are the multiple weekly trips we take to Whole Foods. It&#8217;s one of the only places we can get the food she can eat. I&#8217;d never been there much. I was always a Trader [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2011/06/16/getting-real-in-the-whole-foods-parking-lot/</link>
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		<title>Tom Hanks Spoofs &#8220;Toddlers and Tiaras&#8221; on the Jimmy Kimmel Show</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Of all people, Randy the perfekt husband shared the link to this video with me. He knows how I feel about that show TODDLERS AND TIARAS which showcases the world of child pageants where these moms dress their preschool daughters up like tarty dolls and parade them on stage in front of people in desperate [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2011/03/04/tom-hanks-spoofs-toddlers-and-tiaras-on-the-jimmy-kimmel-show/</link>
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		<title>Julia&#8217;s Most Awesome Pirates of the Caribbean Birthday Party</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Those of you who follow MAMMAKAZE read all about the over-the-top Harry Potter party I threw for my kid&#8217;s 8th birthday last year. Well, not to be outdone by myself, we followed that extravaganza with a Pirates of the Caribbean party for her 9th Birthday this year. And while Pirates don&#8217;t hold the same charm for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2011/02/18/julias-most-awesome-pirates-of-the-caribbean-birthday-party/</link>
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		<title>Kids Do The Most Annoying Things</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  What is it with kids and their infinite ability to annoy their parents? Why do they do it? Is it learned behavior? Are they hard-wired? Is it part of nature&#8217;s evolutionary drive to prepare parents for the eventual empty nest? You know, so that we feel relief rather than grief when they finally leave [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2011/02/04/kids-do-the-most-annoying-things/</link>
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		<title>Friendship Means Never Having To Say You&#8217;re Sorry</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  A friend called me the other night. She was crying. She had just heard that another friend of hers was in the final days of his cancer battle. She said she wasn&#8217;t sure why she had called me. I had never even met her friend. Still, she said, she just wanted to hear my voice. Then [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2011/02/03/friendship-means-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry/</link>
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		<title>Hurry and Clean!&#8230;The Cleaning Lady is Coming!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[COMMONLY HEARD MOMVERSATION:   MOM #1: Want to go for a cup of coffee after drop-off? MOM #2: Can&#8217;t. Got to get home and clean. My cleaning lady is coming today.   Bizarre but true. Most women I know who have someone come and clean their home feel compelled to actually CLEAN before the cleaning [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2011/01/07/hurry-and-clean-the-cleaning-lady-is-coming/</link>
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