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		<title>Missing Out On Life &#8211; One Photo at a Time</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  Ever heard the saying &#8220;looking at life through rose-colored glasses&#8221;? Then you know it refers to someone who looks at life with a rosy optimism. I wish I was guilty of that. I&#8217;ve always envied people who manage to be endlessly upbeat and full of optimism and hope. You know them, they&#8217;re the ones [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/07/27/missing-out-on-life-one-photo-at-a-time/</link>
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		<title>Benefit Screening for The Lung Cancer Foundation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  Hey all you Los Angeles  area MAMMAKAZES out there!  Want to take some time off from all the mommy madness, hobnob with celebrities AND be a shining example to your kids? Well, here&#8217;s your chance. Fellow MAMMAKAZE  Zadrina, whose good friend ANDY SWAN is battling Stage IV lung cancer, has produced a film about Andy&#8217;s career and is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/07/21/benefit-screening-for-the-lung-cancer-foundation/</link>
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		<title>BAD PARENTING: Forcing A 10 Year-Old To Get Her Eyebrows Waxed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  In the continuing horror show of bad parenting that is the TLC show Toddlers &#38; Tiaras, here is a video clip featuring a 10 Year-Old Girl who is being forced by her mom to get her eyebrows waxed so that she can be &#8220;beautiful&#8221; for her pageants. First of all, the girl is blonde (albeit probably [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/07/15/bad-parenting-forcing-a-10-year-old-to-get-her-eyebrows-waxed/</link>
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		<title>Movie Review: The Sorcerer&#8217;s Apprentice</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  Welcome to movie math where we take a look at a movie and see if it adds up to family fun.   Disney&#8217;s The Sorcerer&#8217;s Apprentice (Live Action) If the goal when you&#8217;re forking over the big bucks it costs these days to go to a movie ($40 bucks for 3 people?! What the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/07/15/movie-review-the-sorcerers-apprentice/</link>
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		<title>Pasty Faced Vampires, Emo Chicks and Bare-Chested Werewolves Are Ruining Marriages</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  You know, it&#8217;s not enough that plenty of perfectly good marriages are being ruined by lack of sleep, the demands of parenthood and juggling jobs and family life &#8211; but now vampires , emo chicks and werewolves are at it too?! Yeah, it&#8217;s true. Know how I know? I read it in an article [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/07/06/pasty-faced-vampires-emo-chicks-and-bare-chested-werewolves-are-ruining-marriages/</link>
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		<title>Walmart Takes Rollbacks Seriously: BABY FOR SALE for $25.00</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  I gotta hand it to Walmart. Despite all the bad press they get for doing things like forcing their employees to work through their breaks and making them vote for candidates the company supports, they DO take their ROLLBACKS seriously. Case in point, just the other day a couple of WOMEN SHOPPERS at a Walmart in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/06/25/walmart-takes-rollbacks-seriously-baby-for-sale-for-25-00/</link>
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		<title>Toyota Sienna Rap About Their &#8220;Swagger Wagon&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s face it. Something happens when we become parents. No, not a greater sense of responsibility&#8230; we lose our COOL. Not temper-wise, although that happens too, especially during those &#8220;terrible twos&#8221; years. I mean cool as in hip, fly, da bomb (I think that&#8217;s what I mean anyway. I&#8217;m not so good with those slang [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/06/24/toyota-sienna-rap-about-their-swagger-wagon/</link>
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		<title>Brace Yourself: The Grossness That Is Orthodontia</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  I&#8217;ve seen a lot of disgusting stuff in my 8 years as a mommy. I have seen pea-chunked puke and curdled milk  drool. I&#8217;ve seen poop that defied gravity and actually made it&#8217;s way UP and OUT of the diaper of an upright toddler. I&#8217;ve seen vomit SHOOT out of a mouth and HIT a curtain [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/06/18/brace-yourself-the-grossness-that-is-orthodontia/</link>
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		<title>BAD PARENTING: A 2 Year-Old Child Who Smokes Cigarettes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was going to do a post today about the hidden horrors of orthodontia&#8230;to the parent. However, my attention has been drawn to yet another horrific example that has popped up this week of bad parenting. I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ve seen this video that&#8217;s going around of the 2 year-old INDONESIAN BOY with a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/06/14/bad-parenting-a-2-year-old-child-who-smokes-cigarettes/</link>
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		<title>RANT: ABBY SUNDERLAND&#8217;S PARENTS SHOULD BE SMACKED</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First let me say that I&#8217;m glad this ended well. And by well I mean a rescue mission that cost somebody (probably me and you) millions of dollars instead of a recovery mission that cost somebody (probably me and you) millions of dollars AND ended up with the loss of a young girl&#8217;s life. If you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mammakaze.com/2010/06/11/rant-abby-sunderlands-parents-should-be-smacked/</link>
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