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Author: toni

~ 05/28/09


So have you heard the latest? Jon wants out. Yep. He’s done with the show.

Man, Kate’s gotta be peeing herself. Know why? Cuz 10 MILLION PEOPLE tuned in to the season premiere of Jon & Kate Plus 8!  HUGE NUMBERS for cable! The biggest numbers EVER for the show! TLC just gave them a new 30 episode commitment!  

But Jon wants out. He’s tired of the fishbowl he’s been living in the for the last five years. 

What the–?!He’s just now coming around to this?! I doubt it. I suspect the real problem is that, since his indiscretions have come to light, Kate has turned up the volume on the hell that is his life to about an 11. Yeah, that can’t be fun.  Remember, Kate rhymes with hate, irate, infuriate, no debate, and I’m master of your fate, you $%#@ little $%#!*% !


Whatever Jon’s issues, know what bugs me? He’s talked about how this is bad for him. But he hasn’t said ANYTHING about how it’s bad for the kids.

Even Kate’s brother and his wife went on CBS yesterday to talk about how damaging it is for the children.

But know what? I gotta hand it to Kate. Whatever you may think of her as a mother…that woman is someone who knows what she wants and how to get it. Supposedly she had a list at the start of the show of all the things she wanted (tummy tuck, hair change, whiter teeth, new cars, hair plugs for Jon, etc.) – a sort of mission statement with dental perks. Over time,  she proceeded to trade her promoting of the show for these things.  It worked. Check out the BEFORE and AFTER pics.

I don’t know what’s gonna happen to those kids. I don’t think Child Protective Services will take them away on the grounds of them being exploited. If they did that, all child roles in Hollywood movies would be played by actors over 18.

As for Jon, I doubt he’s gonna get out of his contract. Unless Kate can find a way of turning it into a money-making venture. Which, if anyone can, it’s that woman.

Meanwhile, I am adopting Kate as my business role model. She may stink as mommy. But man that woman can turn controvery into cash. Me likey!  Kate, if you read this, that should be the topic of your next book. “How to exploit you family dramas in return for cold, hard cash.” I’ll pre-order at Amazon.

Hey, I gotta do something to launch this website into the stratosphere!

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