• Sometimes I only clean AROUND the area rugs when I clean my hardwood floors.
• If it wasn’t for out-of-town guests, I’d never clean the floors to begin with.
• You CANNOT eat off my floors. Well, you could, but you might end up on a bed pan with an IV in your arm.
• Toilets have been known to develop their own personalities before I have gotten around to cleaning them.
• I HATE vacuuming. I HATE unloading the dishwasher. I look at both as necessary evils.
• I look at making beds as completely unnecessary.
• I don’t clean the lint trap after every use.
• I’ve used WINDEX on the toilets.
• The phrase HAND WASH means nothing to me.
• I don’t know where my iron is.
• I regret getting dark brown bedroom furniture because I can see the dust more easily.
• The FACT that I can see the dust more easily has not changed my dusting habits one iota.
• Unfortunately for allergy sufferers in my home, I HAVE NO dusting habits.
• Sometimes I think “Boy, my sink is dirty”. Sometimes that prompts me to clean it. Sometimes.
• I can’t remember the last time I dusted the tchotchkes on top of my kitchen cabinets. If I did remember, I’d probably remember that it was NEVER.
• I may not be a great housekeeper. But I am a great speller. (See tchotchkes above).

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