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Author: toni

~ 06/01/09

  • Sometimes I only clean AROUND the area rugs when I clean my hardwood floors.
  • If it wasn’t for out-of-town guests, I’d never clean the floors to begin with.
  • You CANNOT eat off my floors. Well, you could, but you might end up on a bed pan with an IV in your arm.
  • Toilets have been known to develop their own personalities before I have gotten around to cleaning them.
  • I HATE vacuuming. I HATE unloading the dishwasher. I look at both as necessary evils.
  • I look at making beds as completely unnecessary.
  • I don’t clean the lint trap after every use.
  • I’ve used WINDEX on the toilets.
  • The phrase HAND WASH means nothing to me.
  • I don’t know where my iron is.
  • I regret getting dark brown bedroom furniture because I can see the dust more easily.
  • The FACT that I can see the dust more easily has not changed my dusting habits one iota.
  • Unfortunately for allergy sufferers in my home, I HAVE NO dusting habits.
  • Sometimes I think “Boy, my sink is dirty”. Sometimes that prompts me to clean it. Sometimes.
  • I can’t remember the last time I dusted the tchotchkes on top of my kitchen cabinets. If I did remember, I’d probably remember that it was NEVER.
  • I may not be a great housekeeper. But I am a great speller. (See tchotchkes above).


What do you have to CONFESS about your cleaning habits? SHARE under COMMENTS. Make your fellow Mammakazes out here feel better about ourselves!

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  1. I HAVE to clean; company is coming — hooray, I’m so excited!! I really am; that is no joke. Well, it isn’t company – it’s family who
    we haven’t seen in too long and we are so excited. My house is in shock wondering who this woman is rushing around washing stuff that hasn’t been washed in a long while. Hope they overlook the stuff I
    don’t get time to get done and don’t open any closet doors. lol
    Cleaning is for women who are bored and have nothing else in their lives. I have a friend like that; you could eat off her floors but
    why? That is why they made chairs! You don’t think we have to clean in heaven, do you?

    Comment by MomofMaci — June 1, 2009 @ 11:41 pm

  2. Amen, sister.

    Comment by toni — June 2, 2009 @ 6:40 am

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