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Alltop, confirmation that I kick ass

Author: toni

~ 06/27/09

Yep. When I wrote my EARLIER POST about Kimberley Vlamick, the Belgian Teen who said she SLEPT through getting 56 tattoos on her face, I KNEW she was lying. I mean, I wake up if a fly lands on the end table NEXT to my face. I can’t imagine sleeping through needles piercing repeatedly into my skin. Not unless there’s an anesthesiologist parked on a stool next to my head, anyway.

Know what’s behind her lie? Yep. An angry parent. Specifically an ANGRY DAD. And as we all know, those are scarier than ANGRY MOMS.  Why is that, by the way? I hate that. It’s very frustrating when I’m meting out punishment and it’s met with derisive giggles instead of concern.  Which is I guess where the term “WAIT ‘TIL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME!” comes from.

Julia, if you’re reading this (and you shouldn’t be until you’re 16) you’d better NEVER do something so stupid OR ELSE YOUNG LADY, I’LL, I’LL… tell your father!

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