My 7 year-old JULIA has done plenty to avoid doing something she doesn’t want to do. Like pretending she has a tummy ache, pretending she’s too tired and the perennial favorite, pretending like she didn’t hear me.

Know what she’s never done? Stolen a car. But hey, she’s got 7 more months of being seven. The year is young.

Here’s a 7 year-old KID in Utah who stole a car to AVOID GOING TO CHURCH! Yep. That’s right. He said it was “too hot to go to church”.

Probably not as hot, I’m guessing, as where his parents told him he would go if he ever stole a car again.

Note to parents: Hold on to the car keys and pass the collection plate…sounds like the church needs central air.