Well, today I begin my official holiday vacation. So my posts will be sporadic between now and New Year’s Day. Not that you’ll be checking MAMMAKAZE. I know you all have better things to do. You know. Like spend time with family. Cook fabulous turkey dinners with all the trimmings. Get blotto at the neighbor’s New Year’s Eve party and rearrange your other neighbor’s lighted reindeer so that they look like they’re humping.  

Yeah. That happened to me.  And I had to explain to Julia what they were doing. “Playing leap frog,” I lied. Thanks, Kevin.

Anyhow,  I wanted to wish you all a wonderful holiday season. Enjoy the time with your family. Make memories. Love each other. And especially love and enjoy your children. They are a great gift. Plus they’ll take care of you when you’re old so be nice to them now… Cuz payback’s a bitch, especially when you’re immobile in a wheelchair.