Okay. It’s T minus 6 days until the SPECTACULAR SPECTACULAR known as Julia’s annual birthday party. Yes. I go all out. However, this year I may have outdone myself. Because we’re throwing a Harry Potter themed B-Day party for which I have made all manner of fantabulous things: bags of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans, House Flags, Emergency Dementor chocolates. I mean, I’m turning my garage into Hogwarts and I have several adults dressing up as professors! It’s totally cool. And I’ll post some of the pics this week.

But for now, I wanted all my readers to know that if I come across a little “Judy Garland on pills and booze after finding Vincente Minelli with another dude-ish” this week, you know why.  No… it doesn’t have anything to do with Randy the perfekt husband and another dude! It’s all the party prep. We’re having 27 kids! Aaaaggggghhhhh!

Also my birthday is coming up too. And every birthday since my 35th has been a little unnerving. You know, the whole time marches on thing. It freaks me out and I find it more than a little unfair and I wish there was some place I could write to complain, because if I could I know I could get whoever is responsible to do away with it. Seriously. I’m talented that way.  I wrote Disneyland once about a Cast Member who cursed in line at The Haunted Mansion and got a free meal at the Blue Bayou Restaurant.

Anyway, come back daily and share the party prep hijinks and the disintegration of my nerves. It’ll provide MUCH amusement. I assure you!

 

Also, spread the word about MAMMAKAZE…if you dare!