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Author: toni

~ 05/21/10

As a mom, I feel guilty about lots of things. I feel guilty about my lack of patience, about the time I don’t spend with my kid because I’m working, about the fact that I haven’t told her that the dancing light on the headliner of the car is coming from my ring and is NOT a special communication to her from her fairy friend Bettina.

Know what I DON’T feel guilty about? That I haven’t taught my daughter to take apart and reassemble an assault rifle in record time.

I watch the following video and think, if her dad really wanted her to do something in record time, couldn’t he have taught her how to frame a house for Habitat for Humanity or something?

I’m not sure what purpose this talent will serve. You know, unless her name is Sarah Connor and Cyberdyne Systems has finally gotten its hands on that revolutionary new microprocessor that will form the basis for Skynet.


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  1. Okay, this has opened a whole super-sized can of worms for me. Surely a kid has the right to BARE arms, not BEAR arms? Am I wrong?

    Comment by multitaskular — May 23, 2010 @ 3:00 pm

  2. Well, Multitaskular. That depends on if the arms are all they’re baring. In my neck of the woods, they won’t let the elementary school girls wear spaghetti straps not even in the heat of summer -which here is in the spring(and these little ones have NOTHING to show) but the high school girls who DO have something to show can and do bare just about everything – arms, shoulders, necks, cleavage, bellies, upper thighs and feet, even in winter. So I guess the bottom line is, while I’m no prude, I feel pretty strongly against both the baring AND bearing of arms in certain circumstances. Also I’m against oil spills. While I’m pontificating and all.

    Comment by toni — May 24, 2010 @ 9:31 pm

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